You Can't Out Selfie "Gym-People"

It doesn't take much effort to be a regular person.  You go to your "Office Space" type job, you hang out with your semi-overweight dog that doesn't like you back, you bond with the girls from high school that you think still might hate you, and maybe - just maybe - you go to the gym.  Sure, you go on vacation every once in a while and if you're lucky, you might just win a prize at a fundraiser to spice things up.  But, there is one thing that is for certain about your life...you will never, ever, EVER be more excited about ANYTHING than when gym-people take selfies after working out.

Oh.My.God. Becky. Look at her abs.  They are so tight. She must be one of those trainers girlfriends.  Who understands those trainers anyway.  They only talk to her because she looks likes a total gym rat.

You all know those people...

I can only imagine what he is tweeting:  #xtreme #workout #fitness #getatmebro #vascular #lookatmyveins #cutiewithabootie #doyouevenliftbro #elevatormusic #selfie #hasanyoneseenmyhat

That's what happens at my gym.  And. It. Is. Glorious! I actually will go just to see that, because it is like a puppy seeing its reflection for the first time...and then they can save it....and look at it all over again. Truly a magnificent use of technology. It has my full approval.  The thing about all these selfies is that I will probably not be as happy about my first born child as gym-people are about taking pictures of themselves at the gym.  The world could literally be ending at the hands of killer robots and Chad from the free weight section will ask one of them to take his picture before executing the perfect power lunge.

If only Chad used his magnificent thighs to help save the world....he did get this awesome pic though #sorryEarth #dontskiplegday

And to all the gym-people out there (you know who you are) please make it entertaining for the rest of us:

Disclaimer: You can never be as entertaining as Terry Crews. PA PA PA PA PA PA PA POWER!!!